Discussing KrampusSquidward: Tell me all the things I must do if I want to keep Krampus away.
Spongebob: That's easy, always be patient for Christmas.
Squidward: Then what?
Spongebob: Always think about what is best for others.
Patrick: Arrogance is a bad idea in December.
Squidward: You're kidding?
Spongebob: Never think only about yourself, they'll take you for an idiot.
Spongebob: Thoroughly listen to the ghosts of Christmas.
Squidward: Past, Present, or Future?
Spongebob (after discussion with Patrick): All three, they will show you the error of your ways.
Squidward: Go on.
Spongebob: Remember to decorate the house,
Patrick: During Christmastime.
Spongebob: And don't open your presents,
Patrick: Until Christmas Day.
Spongebob: And NEVER,
Spongebob and Patrick (both saying): MAKE A WISH THAT ULTIMATELY RUINS CHRISTMAS!
Squidward: You're right! Skipping Christmas won't stop that monster!
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